I'M FULL!!!!!

[Oatmeal.Soup]

Well, I'm sorry about that. I haven't actually been to Taco Bell. SORRY! Umm, I spent all my cash on those machines, you know, the ones with those stickers and stuff. Anyway, what I really wanted to say is that I'm new at this here site. Yeppers! I am new as fresh bark on a Wednesday! No clue where that came from, but Moving ON..

Hi! My name is Oatmeal.Soup. And if my name doesn't appear like that currently, it will soon. I am a circus trainee who lives in Massachusetts. Yep. And I have no connection to the people on here at ALL!

Well, perhaps that whole paragraph was a lie... except for the first few sentences. Yeah..... Um. I'm not going to tell you my life story. Why? Well, mainly, you guys could be creeps just posing as my friends. Yep, sadly, that could be true. Or I could just be very paranoid.

But let's move on to another subject. This site is a wonderful site *coughcough*. A great site! *coughcoughstpcoughcough* A joy to come to! *coughcoughisbetcoughcough* A thrill to be a part of! *coughcoughtergocoughcough* It makes me smile whenever I think about being a part of it. *coughcoughtherenowcoughcough*


THERE WAS NO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING! SHUT UP!


*smiles*

And if you were smart, and caught on to anything, I was just kidding.


Maybe.


Okay! Fine. I was. Happy?

[NATIVESPONGECAKE]

heheh... maybe you should get some nightquil for yer cough. hmm??

[Dancing Squirrel]

Yeah... I think you may just have a problem there tash.... I mean, oatmeal. *whipes forehead* That was close. They almost learned your secret identity! Maybe I should just duct tape my mouth shut, so I won't tell anybody. But then I would still be able to type... hm... then I should just tape my hand together. Yes that shall work. But that might be a bit hard. I shall try though.

Wait, that might hurt my wrist. Damn. This is complicated. I got a solution! Just swipe my memory so I can't tell anyone because I will not know! Ha ha! I beat the system! Wait... how are you going to wipe my memory. GOD DAMNIT! Ugh... *grumbles* I will find I way! I swear it!

[Oatmeal.Soup]

I shall find my good friends in the Men In Black. They have the memory swiper things. But where did I leave their number?

Hmm.... I don't know.

Maybe if I just release another alien like I did last time for an alien rights movement, they'll come again. That might just work! Or they may not even come because they'd know it was me and I kicked their asses last time with my powerful magic!!

Erm. *does Jedi hand movement* I have no magic. You like to stare off into the distance claiming you see pink elephants as I run away screaming.


*runs away as person looks off into distance, but comes back*

Why don't I just use my Jedi powers to wipe your memory?

But those powers are very tempermental. Always when I get in a really really bad situation, they just sort of vanish. *sighs* Oh well, they're cool when I do have them.

Um.. shit. I need to stop telling you people about all this stuff. Oh well, the deed is done.

*whistles as she skips down the sidewalk of New York City*

Don't know how I got here, but oh well...

*gets tackled by mob*

AHHHHhhhh!

[spiralnotebook]

he he he subliminal messages are fun if people catch up o n them

[Oatmeal.Soup]

Lol, but of course!

Those commercials for the... uhh.. what was it? I forgot...

But anyway, those Lymon comercial, if ya've seen 'em? Are kinda weird... funny... ridiculous... and entertaining at the same time. I think they're trying a little too hard with the sublimenal advertising...

Isn't that just sublime?

Fun fun word to say.... sublime.

It makes me have a craving for a subway sandwich and a bag of limes at the same time... Wonder where that fishy has gone!

Wonder if she'd limey that limewich?

[spiralnotebook]

okay your high...

kidding
or am I
I dont even know

I like saying Sheboygan its a county/city in WI my grandparents live there and I have a really strong WI accent when I get done vistiing or when I say Sheboygan. I havent visited in like 5-6 years though so yeah.