Doo do DA!

[Oatmeal.Soup]

I've been thinking about getting a cat..
What do you think of that?
I've been thinking about getting a hat...
Or a lovely, little mat..
of which the cat could sat..
As it groomed the paws that pat.
How can I think of that
As you're entering this fickle chat?

Can we move on to the next pun?
Skipping around to a shun,
Are you sure you're done
With your clearanced plate of dung?
Can you even produce a shrug
Fixing yourself in a sea of slugs?
Why not place yourself on the outdoor rug,
Rather than offer another comfort hug?

This time you're stuck
Deep down in muck.
You've lost the puck.
Shouldn't you duck,
And hope for a 'shucks'
And a quick dummy-tuck
Of your actions and fuck-
Ups? Look, more guck!
Instead of a 'You suck!'
Why not toss me an upchuck

Of apolgies and regrets...
Of a suplus of new pets...
Why, oh why, can't I take you to the vet?





Something I just made up.... here and now.

Took me about... uhhh, I have no clue... Twenty minutes?
It's very difficult to rhyme for 8 or more lines... Lol. This is what I realized. Well, erm.. enjoy!

[spiralnotebook]

Sorry It made my head hurt after like 2 paragraphs I'll finish later

[Oatmeal.Soup]

Eh, no worries.

Take your time, my precious...

Oh no! Smeigel has somehow entered into my BRAIN!



Oh no! Whatever shall we do??

Pffff... I don't know. *runs off stage*

WAANN Wannnnnn.

[spiralnotebook]

uh-oh!

[x9xlinzx9x]

that is very interesting. kinda dr seuss like. hmm do u have a future of childrens book writing!! hmm. that would be interesting... couldnt say fuck ups tho... that would suck...

but yes! it is very interesting and i like.! it kept my attention. which can be quite difficult to do.

*applause*

[spiralnotebook]

i finished it and I liked the fuck ups lol okay well I g2g furniture is here

[revengefreak]

do u rele want a cat u or any one can have one. i have four chocolate brown ones and a gray one. Please take one there FREE! oh and if u don't they may go to the human society. so yeah plllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz there adorale little friendly kittens. that are outdoor cats and they hunt well. so plz if any one wants a kitten just say so.

[Oatmeal.Soup]

I would seriously really really looooovvvee to have one...

BUT

alas, I can't..

I have too many pets already... and

if I were to keep at my dad's.. Well,

I can't.

Because cat dander annoys him.


) :





Edit::::

Children's author, eh?
Never thought about that....
Perhaps!

And thank ye everyone for reading.

[NATIVESPONGECAKE]

My comments are so late, and i never hardly post at all... but i liked it toooOOOoooooo!! Not that my opinion matters, *hmph!* wow, i duunot know where that came from. ah, well!! 'tis a plot to unwind for another day... kelli, you know i want the cat with the six toes!! i LOVE that cat!! riley might eat it though, so says my mom. or rather as i said "attempt to eat it" heheh. i love that kitty. shall we bring it wisconsin perhpaps?? heheh?

[x9xlinzx9x]

well late is better than not at all.

[spiralnotebook]

true true and if you still need homes for the cats maybe I can ask my Mamaw if she wants another one but I dont think she does and the other cat and dog might fight with the new kitty and also the birds may not like the new kitty they just got used to baby the cat. but I shall try