WELCOME ONE AND ALL!!!

[NATIVESPONGECAKE]

Welcome to OUR site of funness and joy!! ... and a few deep poems every now and then, but hey, anywho!!
we are glad to have you and do not feel shy, the more random and crack-potic you appear to be (w/o rele being on any drugs that is), then the more we will like you and the more karma pionts you shall recieve!!! YAY!!

so post away my friends, cause this site is new and is yearning for PEEPLE!!! and no, it will not eat you, WE SWEAR!!
and there i go with the WE's again. i must break that habbit.
*sighs* ah well. all's gay that ends colorful!!! HOORAY!!

[Dancing Squirrel]

When did this become OUR site... I thought it was yours. Hm... I guess I didn't get the memo.

Well what to say... I have to catch up on the posts. But I want my posts to be sorta long and meaningful. I guess. Well this is going to be hard then. Maybe I should stay up really late into the night and post away. So when you guys wake up you will see it and freak out. Saying "When the hell did she post that!?"

Well this is my first post! Yay! So I better make it good, right? Then what else should I say... Hm... furry headed fairies eat your garbage when you aren't looking.

That would be very weird. Why would they want to eat garbage. I mean, I know what goes in my garbage and it doesn't seem very apitizing. Not at all. I mean there is some stuff that goes in there that I don't even want to talk about. Oh and especially when we clean out the litter box.... ewwwwwwwwww! Dumb fairies! Dumb dumb dumb...

Well I think that is enough for my first post... I may just add more later. But for now, farewell and goodbye! *jumps off a cliff and lands in a speed boat in the water and rides off into the horizon*

[NATIVESPONGECAKE]

I said OUR at the time so I didn't seem like too much a fat, washed-up loser on a site all by myself that I made, but no one is joining because they hate my guts... but now its all good. People have joined. I am still unsure why I say WE. I must have somekind of secret organization that I keep forgetting about. hmm?

[Oatmeal.Soup]

Or perhaps you just call yourself 'We' at times?

Maybe you just so lonely and afraid you make up little imaginary friends named Bobbet, George, and Mary-Sue. Then, the three merrily dance around you singing and laughing as you scope the internet. And you feel better, but then there's only one problem, you always refer to you, Bobbet, George, and Mary-Sue as 'WE.' Alas, you can't help that you like to make sure everyone feels included. And yet, you don't want people to find out about your friends. So I suggest you hide this word called 'WE' and then pretend to be a normal, sane person. Trust me, I know it's hard, but you don't want people herding you into the back end of a truck and dragging you to this large building semi-conscious and laughing at your attempts to save your imaginary friends from being erased by their huge, anrgy mob-like-ness with those ernormous erasers and then getting shoved into a white-walled room that you just wish you had paint to splat it with and then eventually go insane in a dark, desolated corner where you make a new friend named Sheila.

Um.. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO MEEE! I swear, the swear that is a oath and not really a swear and yet we still call it a swear, but not the bad kind of swear that teenagers do constantly. And now it looks like I spelled swear wrong, but anywho...

Maybe that is what you are going through?

[spiralnotebook]

How Did You Know About Bobbet, George, and Mary-Sue?!!!!!!!! Have you been spying on me? Sheila is the girl that lives downstairs. She will only eat ravioli and coconut milk is the only thing she'll drink. I'm staring at a purple elephant that claims to be pink. (he must be in costume.) Putting poem in random place~~~don't know why I just thought of this~~~I mustn't forget this poem must type before forgotten~~~did I spell any of that right~~~okay heres the poem~~~nope just kidding I guess~~~ well that was it~~~how'd you like it~~~it took me forever to think of the right words~~~man that was the longesssst poem I've ever written~~~ my sssssssss key getsss sssstuck easssssssy~~~why do there have to be ssssso many ssssss'ssssss in my ssssssentancesss~~~I'm bored~~~I like squiggles~~~my S key doesn't get stuck anymore~~~YAY~~~For~~~No~~~Punctuation~~~my~spelling~sucks~~~HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spiralnotebook]

oh I 4got none of you spell my name right so I'm gonna spell it for you. by the way my own father spells it wrong so no worries (he only does it sometimes) my name is Corinne. and my name is spelled C-O-R-I-N-N-E and it's pronounced Core-Inn so there hopefully no more mistakes but actually I dont care anymore except when people pronounce it wrong so yeah I also go by Friday (dont know how I got this nickname but I have it and I like it so go ahead and call me it) I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH I HATE YOU! and I dont say that about just anyone so you should feel special.